What a bunch of adorable idjits.
(why is it season 1 Sam, you ask? Because I want it to be)
HEADCANON: BEFORE CAS MANAGES TO RAISE DEAN FROM PERDITION, DEAN PUTS CAS ON THE RACK
KEVIN ADVANCED PLACEMENT CINDERELLA KATNISS SOLO TRAN, PROPHET OF THE LORD, IS HAVING NONE OF YOUR SHIT TODAY
Sam Winchester dripping with gold and gemstones
Sam wrapped around in sheer, soft fabrics and ribbons
Sam lounging languid and droopy-eyed and sultry on piles of soft velvet and furs
Sam with mussed hair and glossed lips and glitter-dusted eyelids
(Gabriel pushing him down into his velvet and fucking him slowly, and they kiss the way glaciers melt)
how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess
or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay
or how about a lesbian princess
how about a princess whose sexuality doesn’t matter and that doesn’t focus or rely on a love interest????
kind of considering writing a destiel au based on eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
has this been done before? at least in a well known way? hmmm
muhhhhh abaddon & naomi